My sorority sister Kathryn wrote this on her blog and I felt it was so true that I had to post it here too.
To the woman He said,
'I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing;
with pain you will give birth to your children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
and he will rule over you."
-Genesis 3:16-
And as almost an afterthought (but nothing really is an afterthought with the Lord), the Lord spoke again...
"And you shall carry your extra weight in your hips, butt, and thighs. We shall call you thunder thighs and ghetto-booty. And you shall have to do cardio every day to manage your inner thigh chafing and junk in the trunk...
And when you slack off, you shall jiggle."
Do you think it was the curse we just didn't get to read about?
1 comment:
So true. I think I would have been much more content had he just stuck to the first curse. =)
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